so i was emceeing at a music concert in some church some years ago. it was a series of string, wind and voice performances which was quite a symphonic montage considering the youth of the performers. it was unfortunate that the mc was not quite there.
there was a solo performer, anna broom - who performed a beautiful vivaldi violin solo. oh yes, it was lovely. but i just thought her name was funny.
"wow anna broom, that performance really swept us away."
"is this microphone on?"
i died a little, inside